-Simon Monjack is looking more and more like he killed Brittany Murphy, so he put together a memorial for her and invited anyone who wanted to grieve to pony up $1000, and then he canceled on them.
- Snooki may or may not have gotten naked for someone with a camera. In her defense, he did offer her some scratch tickets and Starburst.
-Your bank called, they said not to forget to go fuck yourself.
- Mel Gibson is gonna kill someone.
- Why are they gonna add more teams to the NCAA Mens Basketball Tournament? Because women can't leave well enough alone.
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