And What the Fuck Did You Do Today?!

I had to shovel the walk. My meeting ran long. I had to walk all the way to 14th St because The Whole Foods on 59th doesn't have sesame tofu. WHAAAAAAAH! Did you have to grind your sweaty asshole on a well used pole in front of a customer who can't figure out whether to give you a dollar or bury you in a field, ON ONE MOTHERFUCKING LEG? No? Then shut the fuck up. This lovely young lady makes me teary eyed over her intestinal fortitude and ashamed for not doing more with my day. This lady is in the words of George W. Bush "Uniquely American".

P.S. How much you think she'd charge to let me drink a shot out of her hallow prosthetic?