Is Dina Lohan the worst mother in history to not have murdered her child?

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You know, a lot of people give Lindsay Lohan shit for pissing away a movie career that only five or six people a decade get a chance to have. It's almost as though she watched a couple E! True Hollywood stories when she was 20 and said, "That's the career path I want!".  But I'm willing to to give Lindsay the benefit of the doubt that her drug and alcohol problem is not at Steven Adler proportions, but more along the lines of most college students who tend bar/live with a dealer. But with Dina Lohan as her sole parental influence, I'm surprised she hasn't ended up killing a drifter after a bottomed out career in scat porn.

Jesus H Christ, is this woman the worst kind of attention whore or what? Not only does she flat out lie about how many times Lindsay has been to rehab, but she blames all of this on the judge. Not surprising considering she invited the Entertainment Tonight cameras to film her first visit to see Lindsay in rehab,  but has claimed she will move back to New York where "state laws are more lenient". Uggh.

Of course none of this should be surprising coming from the woman who lied about launching her own talk show, lied about being a Rockette, and then-while her daughter was in her second dry out clinic- launched a reality show to try and make sure Ali Lohan would be able to be bought and sold in the same fashion.

Dina Lohan is the worst kind of gold digger and you cant tell me that if her child hadn't become a celebrity that she wouldn't have found some octogenarian millionaire and fucked her way into his will.