Friday Mid-Morning Web Run

- Jay Leno bitches to Oprah about NBC running him off in favor of Conan even though that's how he got the job from Johnny Carson (Huffington Post)

- Call the whaaaaaaaahmbulance. NFL says Farve should've won. (ESPN)

- Another Tiger whore raises her head from the pile of coke in front of her, takes a drag of a cigarette, and mumbles something about Tiger liking to watch orgies. (What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

- Nerdling Republican who dressed like a pimp to keep poor people from voting faces 10 years in Federal Rape-You-in-the-Ass Prison (Huffington Post)

- Isn't the slutty one, like, 60 Now? Sex and the City 3 put into production before Sarah Jessica Parker starts to look any more like Burgess Meredith (Celebuzz.com)